Behind the Medic: “Dr. Cranquis, the electronic prescribing system is down until further notice…”
My nurses just looked at me funny when I started flipping the workstation lightswitch on and off while making glottal techno-beat noises.
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what